Thursday, April 24, 2014

Sesame Strikes Back

It Is Time For Big Bird To Take His A$$ To Work Like The Rest Of Us
A kid got pushed in a pool of mud by someone none other than his best friend Big Bird. He was last seen flying over A highway. Parents, keep your child close or they might get pushed in a pool of mud just like little Timmy. If your favorite sesame street character is pushing you in a pool of mud call 1-800-sesame.







 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Abrahams Boom Box

The Corner Soapbox
Abraham Lincoln awoke one morning got dressed and such, walked out of the front door and found a strange noise illuminating from the bushes outside of the white house. Lincoln found this very odd, so he began to investigate. As he came across the noise he found that the object played the tunes he loved ever since he was a child. Lincoln then picked it up and found a special place for the boom box in the oval office of the white house.







Thursday, April 10, 2014

Drivers License

A Perfect World - Clip Art: Transportation
Most states have a strict rule that teen drivers can get their drivers license at eighteen or older. But I disagree teen should be able to take their drivers test at any time during their teen years. I know this because I am thirteen years old and I can drive better than most people in their twenties or thirties. I'm not saying there shouldn't be any restrictions but I am simply stating that from the age thirteen and up should be given the right to get there drivers license.




Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Best Book I Ever Read

Pursued by Truth: The Hobbit Hobbles: An Unexpected Journey Reviewed
The best book I've read was The Hobbit. The Hobbit is about a smaller than an average guy called a hobbit, going on an adventure with a group of dwarves. Their main mission is to travel across Middle Earth to get the dwarves mountain called the lonely mountain and defeat Smaug the dragon that lies within the mountain. Along their journey they will temporarily be accompanied by Gandalf the grey, one of Middle Earths wizards.





Thursday, April 3, 2014

Noah

Noah' movie floats to the top with $44 million opening | Christian News on Christian Today
Noah was a guy who did a huge favor for God, and the favor was to create an arc for the animals to rest upon during a flood that God was going to bestow because mankind was corrupt. Noah built the arc but the king figured out what Noah was doing so he trained a bunch of villager's to fight the lost angles that guarded the arc so that the villager's and the king can board the arc to outlast the flood.





 

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Snow Day Instructions

FCPS should give less days off for snow | The Highlander
If you have a child that is bored on a snow day then you should fallow these step by step instructions to get your child outside. First get their gear out and have them put their worm clothes on. Then you give them a list of fun activities to do outside. After that send them outside with their equipment. Finally have fun.